I need more to grow....















Someone put me out in the sun....

So...one of the deers' anters broke off this morning. Now..usualy somthing like this...somthing this extreme...it would upset me, but instead I fixed his wounds, and took his antlers.
Where did I take them, you ask me? Well, feeling extremely depressed, seeing that much blood come from somthing I love so much, I took my clothes off. Went and sat in my bathtub, waist-high water surrounding me from every-which way.
A golden box clutched in my hands.
I had a choice. I could try somthing I knew would make me feel better...somthing I did a long time ago, and it destroyed me for awhile.
I really knew how dangerous this stuff was, but I just didn't care anymore...I was in too much pain already.
I really wasn't going to do it,...but then I decided if you can't have just one moment of hapiness, but instead having everything just okay...was life really worth living?
So, I opened the box; my old green friend, you havn't aged a day.

After smoking it, I really couldn't think streight.

The first thing I did was tie the deer antlers to my head. I didn't really bother getting dressed, before I took off out the door. I felt just like a kid again; free and wild...Noone was going to stop me, even if that meant running forever...because I was willing to run, if this was what it meant to have hapiness.

I did, though, eventually spot a red pair thong dangling from a clothesline outback someones' home.
It was just like the pair I had always wanted, but my wife wouldn't let me have...at this point, I figured I could do anything I wanted to do.
So I took them and ran, stopping in a clearing in the woods sometime later to put them on...and it felt great.

I've never been happier....

Do drugs, kids.

Ahh...She wants me to take out the trash, she wants me to cook, she wants me to clean, she wants to fucking ride me like I'm an animal.
...I need some time away, sometimes...
Especialy at that time of the month...oh, God...that dreaded time of the month....

So, I was going through Narutos' trash last night. Too many daipers. I went elsewhere, looking through...well, just about everyone's trash, and my seek for goodies ended with empty hands, and empty pockets. So, I took my journy to an end, going over to the Akimichis', to talk to Choumaru, when I saw they had just put their trash outfront.
My instincts kicked in, and I went flying into the direction of said trashcan, ending with a crash, as I landed, sprawled out in the trash.
...From this journy, I gained two turkeys, one lanasghnia, three pies....and a cherry lilli-pop.

The damn deer broke the fence down, and I had to get up at the crack of dawn to fix the damned thing...**Grumbles** I'm feeling older and older every day...But I gotta say...I don't really look half bad.
Ah...anyway, it's father son day tomorrow!! Well...that might be untrue, but I'm making one, if it isn't.
Shikamaru!! Whaddaya say about spending some time with your ol' dad!!? You can ride me....it'll be just like old times! <3